Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

Yours sincerely


A very disillusioned Mariner

Couldn't have put it better myself. Post of the week.

i dont think that was harsh enough thing is they will still pick up there weeks wages this week an people who went have to work hard to pay £18 to go an watch that excrement what was on offer today ,an the players dont give a intercourse bet there all out tonight enjoying themselves not bothered while we are all sulking at home

Spot on matey , lets hope they read it. As someone has posted earlier, let the young lads play at Leeds, we are going to get tubbed anyway, at least it will get them prepared for the conference early !

Poorjar you always sit on the fence,

Why don't you speak your mind ?

    

Very good read mate.

Post of the week by Poojah.

Quoted from grimsby pete

Poorjar you always sit on the fence,

Why don't you speak your mind ?

    

Very good read mate.

Fúck it - it's gone in the post. Taking into account the current state of the postal service the club should receive it shortly before we reach the Unibond Premier.

Quoted from goolemariner

Couldn't have put it better myself. Post of the week.

Post of the year even.

That summed it up for me as well

Hard to argue with any of that after today.

Quoted from Plymouth_Mariner

Spot on matey , lets hope they read it. As someone has posted earlier, let the young lads play at Leeds, we are going to get tubbed anyway, at least it will get them prepared for the conference early !

Yep agree let the young lads have their moment of fame of being on TV and playing at Elland Road, rather pay to see that than go see the excrement that the first team have to offer!

That is totally and utterly BRILLIANT and has cheered my thoroughly miserable night! THANK YOU!!!!  
PLEASE, somebody in the halls of GTFC print this off and post it everywhere inside the club. Let's show these pathetic excuses for footballers what we really think of them.

All hail Poojah

Quoted from Poojah

Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

Yours sincerely


A very disillusioned Mariner

I think this should actually be sent to them, as I think it sums up perfectly how each and every one of us feels.

Quoted from davmariner

I think this should actually be sent to them, as I think it sums up perfectly how each and every one of us feels.

It's already gone.

Quoted from Poojah

It's already gone.

I hope you have sent that poojah and i hope it gets read to all of the so - called professional footballers.......well said mate

what an excellent post. one of the funniest things i've read in a long time - absiolutely brilliant

damn son

EMAIL IT: john@gtfc.co.uk

I think.

flipping class post, cheered me up to be honest, thought I was the only one who felt like that.

Today was all about professionallism, doing the right things, turn up with the right attitude, play with a good tempo, put in the effort and workrate, do your job and go into the next round. The f**king w@nkers couldn't even manage that, I don't think Bath even had to play that well to beat us.

It just showed what a complete and utter bunch of t*ssers we have as players, they don't want to play for us, they don't want to play for the shirt, they don't want to play for the manager and they don't want to play for themselves. Absolute spineless barstewards, if they had anything about themselves they would donate their match fee to people who deserve it, like 'Help for Heros'.

I think you're being incredibly harsh. I thought we played excellently, we were just unlucky. The players gave their all, definitely - the motivation and determination was there.

cracking post

Quoted from Poojah

Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

Yours sincerely


A very disillusioned Mariner

I'm pretty good at "reading between the lines" and pinpointing what the sender is really all about.

I'd say Poojah isn't very happy with GTFC at the moment....

Quoted from chiangmaimariner

I'm pretty good at "reading between the lines" and pinpointing what the sender is really all about.

I'd say Poojah isn't very happy with GTFC at the moment....

Is anybody?

That should be read out in the dressing room before the Leeds game.

Mind you,they are probably too thick to understand it.

I think that's the best post I've ever read on this forum.

what a load of tosh maccy Ds wouldnt give this lot a job,well maybe sweeping the yard but nothing complicated

Quoted from insert name here

The players gave their all, definitely - the motivation and determination was there.

If what you're saying is true then don't you think we have an even bigger problem? We gave our all, were motivated and determined yet somehow still got played off the park by a semi-professional side two divisions below us. And let's be honest, Bath aren't a non-league side brimming with confidence either - they're in the bottom half of their respective division!

I've said it before but it's clear to me that our players are losers in their own mind. They need to go, the lot of them, for us to make a fresh start - the thing is, that can't happen until May at the earliest, and I fear that may be too late.

Quoted from Poojah

If what you're saying is true then don't you think we have an even bigger problem? We gave our all, were motivated and determined yet somehow still got played off the park by a semi-professional side two divisions below us. And let's be honest, Bath aren't a non-league side brimming with confidence either - they're in the bottom half of their respective division!

I've said it before but it's clear to me that our players are losers in their own mind. They need to go, the lot of them, for us to make a fresh start - the thing is, that can't happen until May at the earliest, and I fear that may be too late.

No I wasn't being serious - I was waiting for somebody to bite, was on a wind-up.

I gather we were flipping shite.

Quoted from Poojah

It's already gone.

I think you should contact Fenty and request to read it to the players personally..... or use a megaphone at Cheapside if that fails.

Excellent post!

Quoted from insert name here

No I wasn't being serious - I was waiting for somebody to bite, was on a wind-up.

I gather we were flipping shite.

Apologies bud - whooshed straight over my head, that one.

Without a shadow of a doubt, the best post EVER made on this forum.

Can we please have this pinned?

Great post Poojar. Me and my oil working mates have had a chuckle.  I'll make sure John gets a copy.  UTM!!

Some of them losers, might try on Tuesday as they will be on telly.

Caqn't we offer them a bonus to play well on Tuesday and you never know, we might be able to give a few away for free !!

Is there copyright on that letter Poojah? ...... I was thinking of using it if we don't beat you in a fortnight or so?

Quoted from Aryan_imp

Is there copyright on that letter Poojah? ...... I was thinking of using it if we don't beat you in a fortnight or so?

Your question is irrelevent - you won't need it.

Shrewsbury fan here, seeing as i signed upto this forum a short while ago though would take the time to log in and say what a cracking post it certainly made me chuckle.

All best in future guys i know your currently having a tough time hope Leeds isnt a disgrace like Saturday obviously was.

PS. this thread has been posted on Shrewsburys messageboard (not by me)

http://blueandamber.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=62171

Also posted on Gimps message board, not by me:
http://www.lincoln.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=14025&posts=10

Anyone else seen it on other forums?

Poojah's famous.

Quoted from Lord Sommet

Also posted on Gimps message board, not by me:
http://www.lincoln.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=14025&posts=10

Anyone else seen it on other forums?

It's on Bath City's.

This post is wasted on that shower of excrement to much humour/intellect that any of them could ever probably understand, Imagine the response if this was read to them? . Half of them would just stare with a "gone out" look on there faces the other half would just think the post was talking about the other half.

Quoted from @wax2

This post is wasted on that shower of excrement to much humour/intellect that any of them could ever probably understand, Imagine the response if this was read to them? . Half of them would just stare with a "gone out" look on there faces the other half would just think the post was talking about the other half.

Think you may have hit the nail on the head there fella.

The problem is that half the Town players would think they are talking about the other half.  While the other half of the Town players would think they are talking about the other half.    

Wait for it.....

Quoted from ben1250

Shrewsbury fan here, seeing as i signed upto this forum a short while ago though would take the time to log in and say what a cracking post it certainly made me chuckle.

All best in future guys i know your currently having a tough time hope Leeds isnt a disgrace like Saturday obviously was.

PS. this thread has been posted on Shrewsburys messageboard (not by me)

http://blueandamber.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=62171

Shrews fan here in peace too!!! As you know we went through a torrid time a few years back so we know what you're going through, however, you have loads of time to get things sorted..

Anyway, the other Salopian poster said about Poojahs thread on here and have to say that that really does have to be nominated for the rivals board post of the century..

I wish you all well chaps and ladies and hope that Poojahs message hits the right ball sack and shocks them into turning your season around.

All the best.. Blum

A Rochdale fan on another forum knows about Poojah and his famous post. Send it in to Soccer AM!  

Never mind about sending them to Dignitas. Colgan was seen outside McDonalds earlier today threatening to throw himself under a bus bound for Cleethorpes. Trouble is, the bus was taking fares near Isaac's Hill before Colgan had managed to get to ground.

it's also on macclesfield's wraggs to riches site

What a post absoloutely top drawer and summed up how around probably 8-9000 folks in the town feel.

Quoted from ivanosandwich

Never mind about sending them to Dignitas. Colgan was seen outside McDonalds earlier today threatening to throw himself under a bus bound for Cleethorpes. Trouble is, the bus was taking fares near Isaac's Hill before Colgan had managed to get to ground.

You've spotted that too, I'm not convinced about Colgan and haven't been since his performance at Cheltenham.

Quoted from Marinerz93

You've spotted that too, I'm not convinced about Colgan and haven't been since his performance at Cheltenham.

When Forecast got lobbed at home to Crewe i couldnt wait to get Colgan back in goal

Dear Poojah

As you may have guessed by my moniker your rant has now spread well beyond the realms of Grimsby Town supporters. Your message to your players will I feel sure strike a chord with all of us who've been there at some point, got depressed and yet still wear the t-shirt. As for myself I regard your slight annoyance with your players as a classic piece of fan invective. Fabulous stuff mate and quite possibly football rant of the year.

Gooner 48 - One life, one game, one team, three doubles and an unbeaten season....although maybe I shouldn't be mentioning such things to Grimsby fans right now  

gotta agree, great post, funny but acurate

Now i think that should be stuck up on every part of every wall in blundell park as a constant reminder of how the fans actually feel! well done Poojah! be funny if it was mentioned tonight on tv  

Quoted from Civvy at last

While the other half of the Town players would think they are talking about the other half.    

PMSL  

Quoted from Poojah

Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

Yours sincerely


A very disillusioned Mariner

We played ok tonight but this is my feelings exactly Fantastic post that should be printed and read out on Saturday afternoon at 2.45. to all of the players.

Wow. Genuniely taken aback by how far this seems to have spread. Was just trying to bring a bit of lighthearted humour to a day on which the club seemed to have slumped to a new, new low. Thanks for all of the kind words - glad people found it amusing.

The word continues to spread on this as it's now gone global. I got it via a Southend United forum and then posted it onto a forum for Australian A-League team Brisbane Roar (I'm a Shrimper living out here in Brisbane now).

These feelings are universal for all but the fans of a very few clubs around the world at some time or another. Absolutely brilliant!

So far its on forums of Sunderland, Crystal Palace, Hereford, Rochdale, Darlington, Bath City, Lincoln, Shrewsbury, Notts County, Macclesfield, Hartlepool, Cheltenham and a good few general football forums. (I googled the link and "repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards")

Poojah, aka angry Grimsby fan on many forums, has created a viral PR campaign for the fans of Grimsby Town.   excellent.

It's now on the Betfair forum.

Congrats Poojah our own internet celeb, can i be the first to have your autograph!! Congrats on a top post mate.

Just sent it to a couple of guys in the USA.

<*))))))><

top larf ... ive been linked this all the way from australia. top effort mate.

as my mate suggested ... it's lucky for you that you don't follow Real Madrid.

happy now ?

Quoted from grimps

ive noticed the german keeper robert enke managed to jump in front of a train and he wasnt nearly as bad as any our lot.come on grimsby players do it ,suck on a hose connected to your exhaust,jump in the bath with the toaster,jump off freemo flats ,walk out into the sea ,id even be happy to pay for a one way ticket to switzerland to that dignitas clinic, do it, do it ,do it.lets face it lads playing for badly for a team that is now[because of you lot] on its way out of the league is likely to be the pinnicle of your careers.your likely to be on the scrapheap as soon as we manage to get rid of you all and being thick daft footballers[maybe footballers wasnt the best way to describe you lot] id be suprised if any of you found the cure for cancer .so go on kill yourselves

very stupid post there Grimps, why mention terrible news like the Enke suicide, i think you may have just killed this post, with your immature, tryin to be funny post.

Quoted from topuphere666

very stupid post there Grimps, why mention terrible news like the Enke suicide, i think you may have just killed this post, with your immature, tryin to be funny post.

WHS

Quoted from topuphere666

very stupid post there Grimps, why mention terrible news like the Enke suicide, i think you may have just killed this post, with your immature, tryin to be funny post.

I think that pointless post has just put Poojah's original post up another couple of notches on the quality scale.

Quoted from RoboCod

I think that pointless post has just put Poojah's original post up another couple of notches on the quality scale.

i think your right mate, Grimps was obviosly tryin to add to the original post, and has failed on a massive scale. Poojah's post was an awesome read and will never be beaten in a long long time

added to the aylesbury united board for you poojah.is a connection there as (& this won't improve your mood) the mighty ducks ( ) whose players are paid £15 per week were the last team to beat bath city in the fa cup!

Quoted from forza ivano

added to the aylesbury united board for you poojah.is a connection there as (& this won't improve your mood) the mighty ducks ( ) whose players are paid £15 per week were the last team to beat bath city in the fa cup!

>whose players are paid £15 per week
  

Please Mr Fenty, threaten the next player who underperforms woefully that he well be exchanged for a month with an Aylesbury player, with wage amounts swapped accordingly.

well ive deleted it,not because i give a toss if town players topped themselves ,mainly because it was a crap post,and poojahs rant is too good to have me messing about on it.delete the quotes and its gone for ever  

Im not going to delete my quote,

This is now doing the rounds in cyberspace.  its been sent to me twice this morning by customers.  one in Galsgow and one in Newcastle!  

Eevryone is finding it hilarious and it is now doing the rounds in offices up & down the UK!

Well done Poojah

Quoted from RoboCod

>whose players are paid £15 per week
  

Please Mr Fenty, threaten the next player who underperforms woefully that he well be exchanged for a month with an Aylesbury player, with wage amounts swapped accordingly.

I have sent a copy to John and asked him to put a copy in the dressing room before the match on Saturday.  It should be made mandatory to be read by all and be the kick up the backside they require and deserve. Again.  Great effort Poojar!  lol  UTM!!

Quoted from sonik

I have sent a copy to John and asked him to put a copy in the dressing room before the match on Saturday.  It should be made mandatory to be read by all and be the kick up the backside they require and deserve. Again.  Great effort Poojar!  lol  UTM!!

Great to hear that Sonik  

Hopefully the players confidence wont be knocked any more than it has been and will take the comments as they were intended. To let them know just how much the Club means to us. Great Post Poojah. UTMM

wow! 13,500 views on this topic!! is that a record rob?

god poojah - what have you done?lol

I've just had the link to Poojah's posting e-mailed to me by a mate near Aberdeen.
Being a Chelsea fan from down south I am unfortunately unable to comment about the highs and lows of Grimsby Town FC. However, I thought it right to post on here and say as a fellow football fan, Poojah.....top draw posting, you are a legend mate and if you ever find yourself at the Bridge then the beers are on us.

I will from time to time go on line and search for the local Grimsby news, as i'm sure in the near future we will hear reports of someone called Poojah walking on water and turning water in to wine.

Good luck for the rest of the season guys.

I am a Hyde United fan, came accross this priceless message via Leeds Uniteds WACCOE and linked it straight to ours. Absoulute classic !!!

http://eyeonthetigers.co.uk/viewforum.php?f=2

Put it in the 'must do better' topic on our forum.

nice one

It's made it onto our board as well, all the best from Aberdeen FC  

http://www.aberdeen-mad.co.uk

a few friends of mine have asked me if I've seen 'that' post on the Grimsby Town forum? it's certainly doing the rounds. I'm sure the players have seen it by now. great post!

even chester fans have got it on their board - unsusprisingly they have a great deal of sympathy!

Boo, I want our board back, bad Poojah!

Woof, Woof!

Quoted from forza ivano

wow! 13,500 views on this topic!! is that a record rob?

god poojah - what have you done?lol

15500 plus now! Poojah is a Legend!

To add a touch of class may I point out that the AC Milan fans are in raptures as well.

http://forum.acmilan-online.com/showthread.php?p=617507

Quoted from MyDogsThoughts

Boo, I want our board back, bad Poojah!

Woof, Woof!

Not much of a guard dog are you. Look at all these folks in our house,just watch whilst some are posting the others will be upstairs nicking the jewellry.

Quoted from theicenian

Not much of a guard dog are you. Look at all these folks in our house,just watch whilst some are posting the others will be upstairs nicking the jewellry.

They can have the players if they want, but not our cups, I've locked the kitchen door.

Woof, Woof!

Just put it on Red all over the land ( Reds website ) and it's being cut and pasted to Babel ,voronin and degen ha ha !

some good responses as well !

Chris


just got emailed by scouse season ticket holder - you'll know who i mean oldtimer!

Its on http://www.clarets-mad.co.uk too!
Hilarious post, I felt like that back in the bad old days. The 6-5 game against your lot under Stan Ternant was terrible.

Hope the players read this and took it on board.

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ive emailed it to soccer am now
lol

Hey all, great post. its on the albion board. Good luck for the rest of the season! will certainly be looking out for your results!

all togteher now!

Poojah is a legend poojah is a legend lalalala

Quoted from forza ivano

Just put it on Red all over the land ( Reds website ) and it's being cut and pasted to Babel ,voronin and degen ha ha !

some good responses as well !

Chris


just got emailed by scouse season ticket holder - you'll know who i mean oldtimer!

Haha, my mate goes on there and has just sent me an email with the letter asking if Ive seen it and intro'ing it "Someone has just posted this on our Liverpool forum. I dunno where he got it from but he's a glory hunting traitor who lives in Cleethorpes and apparently it's a letter someone sent to all the Grimsby players after the Bath game."

I put the link on Twitter last night asking for it to be retwitted and it as been

Quoted from Claretsmad

Its on http://www.clarets-mad.co.uk too!
Hilarious post, I felt like that back in the bad old days. The 6-5 game against your lot under Stan Ternant was terrible.
Hope the players read this and took it on board.

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That was a great game?? How can you say otherwise? It wasnt that long ago that we used to tonk the likes of Burnley on a regular basis.

Over 20,000 views. This is awesome!

If this was toned down slightly it would easily get a piece on soccer am but then it would lose its effect, its flipping fantastic.

Superb! I was just linked it from a Hereford fan - this might just be the perfect blueprint for a football fan rant.

http://www.google.co.uk/search.....+of+Grimsby+Town+FC+

Its spreading

Quoted from holton_mariner

That was a great game?? How can you say otherwise? It wasnt that long ago that we used to tonk the likes of Burnley on a regular basis.

It was terrible, some of the worst defending I have ever witnessed came under the Ternent era. I remember getting tonked 7-2 off an already relegated Sheff Weds.
Not as bad as the Division 4 days though....

It wasnt that long ago that we played Luton Town in a memorable 3-2 win and look at them now.
Good luck for the season anyway and look to Burnley as to what can be achieved with next to no money  

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Quoted from Wembley 08

http://www.google.co.uk/search.....+of+Grimsby+Town+FC+

Its spreading

Dear Lord....this is HUGE. The only next logical step is to give Poojah a free pass for the next home game, line up the team in the centre and let him chuck rotten tomatoes at them in front of a baying Blundell Park.

Great read, I've put it over on the friendsoffulham.com messageboards.

Afternoon All,

Quick hello from Bentley's Roof, Leicester City's biggest independant fanzine.

You can add us to the list of grateful recipients!

Poojah for PM!

Dear god 100+ posts and nearly 25,000 views - can i put my name forward to be poojah's agent?


ps is it to late for poojah to release a spoken version on cd and become the shock xmas number 1?

Soccer AM for Poojah? Imagine him standing up to read out his rant on the show. I have no idea who you are Poojah, and if I'm honest think your rant is a bit much, but totally get the fraustration and anger that has got you to the point of writing it. What is great though is that the Fishy and all those that sail in her are well chuffed that tens of thousands on people have in some way empathised with the travails of a Mariners fan.

Quoted from Claretsmad

It was terrible, some of the worst defending I have ever witnessed came under the Ternent era. I remember getting tonked 7-2 off an already relegated Sheff Weds.
Not as bad as the Division 4 days though....

It wasnt that long ago that we played Luton Town in a memorable 3-2 win and look at them now.
Good luck for the season anyway and look to Burnley as to what can be achieved with next to no money  

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Didn't you also lose something like 6-4 at home to Watford that season?!

poojah's created a monster!! up the mariners

Made it onto PuntersLounge forum, Town fan here and mod on PL

100% agree lol

http://www.punterslounge.com/forum/f27/when-fan-finally-loses-faith-his-team-92980/

UTM

Football-Tipper

Brilliant. Because virtually all of us (barring younger generation "big four" fans) have been there and know exactly where you're coming from. I feel your pain.

http://www.toffeetalk.com/index.php?showtopic=19390#entry193710

Hi Wycombe fan here, i feel your pain, it's been posted on our forum

http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=31465;article=538155;title=gasroom.co.uk

Also had a link on Facebook as well...this has gone global....

You've gone stellar now, it's on the Auchinleck Talbot F.C. site in deepest Ayrshire...

Quoted from Mariner16

Didn't you also lose something like 6-4 at home to Watford that season?!

We were beat 6-5 from your boys, 6-2 from Rotherham, 5-2 from Reading, 7-4 from Watford and 7-2 from Sheffield Wednesday in that season.
Horrific defending at times, I have definitely felt like Poojah in his original post. I think thats why its been such a success - not only because its funny but a lot of fans have been there!
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Thank you for one of the funniest posts I have seen from any forum.

FootballFaqs.co.uk and the Gamefaqs Football board says thanks.

Also now make sickipiedia.

feck me this is getting big

Crikey.  

Poojah you may have saved the club by saying what the majority of us were feeling. It was a long time in coming and we have more than been patient with the players and the way they have under performed. Also with Town fans in great voice and numbers that went they can not say that we haven't been behind them. It's down to them to respond and start moving us up this league.

This has gone global and fans everywhere (apart from glory hunters and the big 4) have felt these lows.

Quoted from Poojah

Crikey.  

If you de-cloaked from your alias in the Imp next home game I think you could drink yourself under ground!

It's so articulate for such a heated rant. It never normally comes out that good. Pure genius.

Read this on a link from a Rochdale Fan on the AFC Wimbledon website. Absolute class.

We have always had a huge soft spot for Grimsby following the anti-franchise t-shirts  

As a Don exiled in West Yorkshire this means I have mixed feelings. I would love to see you turn around your fortunes but Grimsby is a very reachable away game for me. Since we have no hope of going up this year perhaps you would be kind enough to stay up at the expense of Bradford City who are quite a bit closer.

Great letter. It shows what passionate fans exist outside the Premiership - hopefully the players will read it and realise how fortunate they are to professional footballers and how badly they have underachieved and let the fans down.

North end fan here saying hello in fits of laughter.

Poojah, genius mate , had me laughing from the first to that last sentance.
Hope things buck up for you guys soon