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Cod Widow's Diary Week 12

By: Chez Osborne
Date: 10/12/2000

Hello folks, sorry about last week. I wasn't able to get any where near the PC to do the diary because sadman hogged it all week. It really pissed me off as well. Mind you, he usually does. For me the highlight of last week was when sadman offered to go in town to take the girls Xmas shopping.

Chez WidowLate night shopping for him meant some thing different. The sad twat only went so he could see the new town players. He didn't buy anything, and the girls wound him up. To top it off he has had loads of stick for always wearing his coat. His pic was even on the official site.

SadmanThis week just gone was a bit of a sadman rules sort of week. He spent all week mailing councillors, ignoring me and the kids and generally being a stupid sad little man.

I know he loves the club but going to the meeting was a bit much, he was up at 4am for work and then went to the meeting. He phoned me up straight after so I could tell the lads in the chatroom what happened.

He was squealing down the phone like a little kid, we won we won we won is all he kept saying. I had to use my 'shut up and calm down you sad twat' mode to get any sense out of him. He confused me that much that I told the lads in chat that it was 18 against and 9 for.Some fainted and i think Swin spilt his beer.

He had to write a report on it when he got home, explain my mistake and still be up at 4am. I left him to it and went for a gargle with my neighbour. I forgot lots of things I had to do, I left him a note to phone his mate Kenny who wanted to know what happened, sorry Kenny I forgot. Sadman went to work and phoned me at 8ish, he told me he was skint cos he's got to spend all his money on food, I forgot his packup, sorry sadman (like hell i am, go stuff your self sad twat).

Matchday and he's just got in chat, Evo and Karencam turn up and put him right off. No chat for him and they lost.

Diary will be back to some sort of normality next week.

Nicko GereOh, nearly forgot.Nicko and his coat got parted on Friday and Saturday nights. It's Xmas dinner's time. Works on Friday and club one on Saturday. Sadman in smart dress shocker. He wore a dinner suit and black tie jobby for the works one and a suit for the Saturday one.

Cya next week.


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