Question of the Week
Will Paul Hurst stay at Grimsby?
Cod Widow's Diary Week 17
By: Chez Osborne
Mon 22nd Jan. Sadman never went to work today, it never rains when it pours for me does it? Just when I think I might get some space to myself for a day as well. Not to worry though, I ignored him for most of the day.I had no choice he was really getting on my wick.
How many times does it take to read a match report? He was even at the game so it baffles me (wish he'd p*ss off back to work) I might do him an injury soon if he doesn't. Mind you, this diary might be all the mitigation I need if he sends me over the top. Hmmmmmmmmm, a decent 'brief', a sharp knife, hey, I'm warming to this already, hehehehehe.
Tues 23rd Jan
Hooray, finally the sad git has gone back to work (left), and not before time either. He still ain't 'cured' but at least the twat isn't under my feet all day.
I might have a couple of days off this week so the diary will be a bit shorter than usual.
If anyone wants to complain come round here and I'll show you how I deal with sadman's complaints.........Oh,and fetch a paramedic with you,could come in usefull. If you don't believe me ask Nicko,he knows the errr..rules of engagement so to speak. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Fri 26th Jan Told you I was having some time off this week didnt I? Even murderers get time off for good behaviour, unlucky for me I live with sadman and not a murderer. 2 days off just isn't enough I can tell you.
Him whinging and moaning all the time does my head in, if it's not 'Town' it's work. He's been moaning all day about the overtime he had to do on Wednesday. He was up at 4 for work and should have been home at 5, instead he got home at 8-45. Bleedin cheek of him, he's been off for a week and then moans when he has to do a 'full' day's work. He wants to try being a woman (he does, but that's another story) us poor sods have to be on call 24 hours a day just to look after big kids that call themselves men.
After all his moaning about being tired it didnt stop him going for a pint or 7. I wonder what he would do if I went for a few jars and came home late and pissed with some sorry excuse? (thats me looking for an invite for a night on the piss if you never noticed,all offers considered)
Sat 27th Jan
It's matchday folks, home to Pompey so I'm told (like I give 2 hoots) sadtwat will be in the pub as usual so muggins here will have to be taxi driver for the day. Well I have news for him, walk for a change. Might stop him taking things for granted for a change.
Off shopping now,so thats it for the week. I will let you know his reaction to walking next week.
P.S.I forgot to say,he went back to the dentist and this time he never cried.Now isnt he a big boy then........(not).
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