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grimsby pete	August 22, 2014, 10:58am
Exile Posts: 55,744 Posts Per Day: 9.80 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,833 Gold Stars: 222	Quoted from Les Brechin What do you call a girl who stands between the goalposts and stops the ball rolling away? Annette That's the best so far Les.                              Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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grimsby pete	August 22, 2014, 11:06am
Exile Posts: 55,744 Posts Per Day: 9.80 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,833 Gold Stars: 222	I have got some good news and some bad news, Bad news -   I am suffering with short term memory loss in my old age, Good news -- Town are still in the championship ( L1 in those days )                              Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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GiveUsAG	August 22, 2014, 12:31pm
Neither above nor beneath Table Wine Drinker Posts: 569 Posts Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 79.9% Rep Score: +8 / -2 Location: Grimsby Approval: +530	The other night I saw 3 Lincoln city fans playing football with hedgehogs, I was going to phone the RSPCA, but noticed the Hedgehogs were winning 3-0. [IMG]http://i58.tinypic.com/mvnser.png[/IMG]
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pizzzza	August 22, 2014, 12:50pm
Pontoonite Posts: 5,666 Posts Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 69.75% Rep Score: +20 / -10 Location: Grimsby Approval: +6,701 Gold Stars: 137	What's the difference between Grimsby Town and a compass?
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Tangerine Chris	August 22, 2014, 12:55pm
Old git with a sense of humour Table Wine Drinker Posts: 754 Posts Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 73.61% Rep Score: +9 / -4 Approval: -24	Quoted from pizzzza What's the difference between Grimsby Town and a compass?   A compass has a minimum of 4 points IF YOU PLAY FOR THE BADGE ON THE FRONT OF YOUR SHIRT THEY WILL REMEMBER THE NAME ON THE BACK OF IT You can change your wife, your house, your car, but you can never change your team. Chairmen come and go, boards come and go, but the fans remain. They are the one true constant Eddie Thompson OBE
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ackomariner	August 22, 2014, 1:10pm
Cocktail Drinker Posts: 1,936 Posts Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 73.5% Rep Score: +20 / -8 Location: Waltham Approval: +1,216 Gold Stars: 3	What's red and green and lies in the gutter.... Wounded snot....... UTM
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Caveman	August 22, 2014, 1:14pm
Table Wine Drinker Posts: 572 Posts Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 85.11% Rep Score: +9 / -1 Approval: +767 Gold Stars: 17	Not a joke but this was actually a headline in the Business column of the 'i Newspaper' yesterday. "John Lewis has sights on opticions" All our problems solved......
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Les Brechin	August 22, 2014, 1:36pm
Moderator Posts: 23,802 Posts Per Day: 4.17 Reputation: 82.43% Rep Score: +114 / -24 Location: Grimsby Approval: +12,717 Gold Stars: 174	Young lad from Afghanistan comes on with 10 minutes left for his Premiership debut with his team losing 2-0 and scores a hat-trick to win the game. Straight after in the dressing room he decides to ring his Mum to tell her how he's just got on. It's alright for you says his Mum, it's a nightmare here, your Dad's just been shot, your sister raped and there's gunshots and explosions going on outside all the time. Well said the lad, you can't really complain, you wanted the family to move with me to Liverpool! [img]https://news.images.itv.com/image/file/402260/image_update_img.jpg[/img] OFFICIAL FUNDRAISER FOR THE BRAIN TUMOUR CHARITY TOTAL AMOUNT RAISED SINCE AUGUST 2008 £16613.24 LATEST DONATION - FROM DONATION FROM THE FISHY FORUM - AUG 2023 AMOUNT RAISED £170.00
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pizzzza	August 22, 2014, 1:46pm
Pontoonite Posts: 5,666 Posts Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 69.75% Rep Score: +20 / -10 Location: Grimsby Approval: +6,701 Gold Stars: 137	Tough game for Grimsby Town tomorrow... ...Football
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Grimal	August 22, 2014, 4:33pm
Whiskey Drinker Posts: 3,405 Posts Per Day: 0.90 Reputation: 79.34% Rep Score: +19 / -5 Approval: +2,876 Gold Stars: 9	Gateshead fc. is like on old bra, no cups and very little support.
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