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Teestogreen
August 22, 2014, 4:47pm

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2 flys playing football in a saucer.

One says to the other - 'I'm looking forward to next week - we're playing in the cup'.


Blundell Park - The Home of Grimsby Town Football Club (still)  
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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Scunthorpe win the premier league."
"You crafty sod!" said the fairy.
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i heard we are signing Jesus in goal !

apparently he is really good with crosses  


Because Jesus saves?
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When Paul Hurst started to discuss tactics, some of the team thought he was talking about a new kind of peppermint  
     


In his three stints as Grimsby Town manager spanning over 10 years the club was never relegated and he also guided them to three promotions.
Only 14 managers have reached 1,000 matches in charge of a Football League team by 1998 and Buckley is one of them.
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Oscar Pistorias has sacked his defence team & replaced them with Celtic management team.

It's because it's the first time that some one has lost two legs & still won.
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Quoted from mimma
Oscar Pistorias has sacked his defence team & replaced them with Celtic management team.

It's because it's the first time that some one has lost two legs & still won.


     love it


In his three stints as Grimsby Town manager spanning over 10 years the club was never relegated and he also guided them to three promotions.
Only 14 managers have reached 1,000 matches in charge of a Football League team by 1998 and Buckley is one of them.
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August 23, 2014, 6:03pm

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I've applied for the England manager's job.

I know I won't get it, but it keeps the dole people off my back for another couple of weeks.

My mate made the mistake of applying for the Crystal Palace job.

He's got to go for an interview on Monday.


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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nice trawl through the aldershot board, making fishy jokes, especially like the hatton hat trick bit

http://www.shotsweb.co.uk/mb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=37308


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Dele Adebola but he's alright now.  


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