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promotion plaice
August 21, 2014, 11:15pm

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Don't mess around with me i've seen fighting in Nam ( Tottenham )


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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Not a great start.
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Serial thread killer.
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Did you use your blackbelt in origami?
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ph sacked for looking in a cigarette machine for 10 players?


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excellent, a thread where my amazing jokes will be appreciated!
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Why would Dracula be no good in goal?














Cos he's a fictional character and doesnt fking exist !!







Or if you prefer........cos he is scared of crosses


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i heard we are signing Jesus in goal !
















apparently he is really good with crosses  
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Why are Hull City AFC like a three pin plug?














They are both useless in Europe .....


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What do you call a girl who stands between the goalposts and stops the ball rolling away?













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